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I Ate Raw Beef At A Birthday Party

No, it was not a blow job!

Apr 16, 2023

I Ate Raw Beef At A Birthday Party

Apr 16, 2023

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My First-Ever Stand-up Comedy Performance

A story of disappointment, laughter, and a lot of sweat. I mean “a lot” a lot.

Mar 21, 2023

My First-Ever Stand-up Comedy Performance

Mar 21, 2023

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Welcome to the Roast of my mobile phone!

What a piece of shit!

Feb 25, 2023

Welcome to the Roast of my mobile phone!

Feb 25, 2023

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At 3 AM, I unconsciously went to a lake 253 kilometers away

A true story. A very very true story.

Feb 20, 2023

At 3 AM, I unconsciously went to a lake 253 kilometers away

Feb 20, 2023

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I didn’t write for a month

And this is what happened

Jun 8, 2023

I didn’t write for a month

Jun 8, 2023

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A professional cup-dropper

The “drop” was committed at 1 AM

May 11, 2023

A professional cup-dropper

May 11, 2023

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The Eid mania

events transpired in the Eid-ul-Fitr days of 2023

Apr 25, 2023

The Eid mania

Apr 25, 2023

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Eid and Why It's Not the Same Anymore

Eid memories and more

Apr 22, 2023

Eid and Why It's Not the Same Anymore

Apr 22, 2023

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I make Love to A Mosquito every night

What started out as a fling, blossomed into a nightly ritual

Apr 19, 2023

I make Love to A Mosquito every night

Apr 19, 2023

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I love watching others eat while I’m fasting

It’s my guilty pleasure in Ramadan

Apr 8, 2023

I love watching others eat while I’m fasting

Apr 8, 2023

Uzair Haider

Uzair Haider

Stand up comedian and a commentator of an ongoing match that is life. Freelance work: uzairihaider@gmail.com instagram: uzairiwrites

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